Dan the Purple Turtle

Today in songwriting my friends and I were bored and had a small story idea going. I've decided to to finish it while I have nothing better to do.
First off I'd like to say:

Dear Dan,

This blog post is basically for you. Remember when I wrote blog about Dan on my hand? Well yeah.

Yours truly,
Me

OK so there was this purple turtle named Dan. Dan the purple turtle was a destructive jerk who liked to burn down orphanages and shove his elbows in my space while I'm trying to pearl dive*. One day an evil army of pink spiders decided to take over the world. Dan the purple turtle woke up that morning from barely any night's sleep and was cranky. He wasn't in the mood for a pink spider apocalypse. All he wanted was to eat any food he could, especially pistachios and Fritos. All of a sudden Dan the purple turtle heard a cry from off in the distance.

"HELP! THE PINK SPIDERS ARE TRYING TO EAT US!" Dan crawled over as fast as he could to see what all the hoopla was about and saw his friends Ian the orange octopus, Jasmin the blue koala bear, and Nicole the green alpaca trapped inside a huge pink spider web. "I'll save you!" Dan cried out.

As he crawled to the web, the giant pink spider came out from her hiding spot and blocked his path. "You'll never get past me!" She yelled. Dan tried to fight off the spider but he just wasn't strong enough. All of a sudden he had an idea: he would sing for her! Everyone knows pink spiders burst into flames when someone sings to them.

"LALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAA!" Dan sang out with what sounded like the voice of a thousand angels. The spider burst into flames instantly and he was able to get his friends down. "YAY! Dan you saved us!" they all cried.

Then a giant banana ate all of them.

The end!


*Pearl Diving is an exercise which is basically the same thing as a stream of consciousness. You write about everything on your mind at that moment.