As I was driving home from school today, I narrowly avoided running over a shoe sitting in the middle of the road. A shoe? A shoe. Only one. How, may i ask, do you lose ONE shoe in the MIDDLE of the road?! I have this theory......
Mr. Average Felix (I don't know why this was the first name to come to mind) was taking a relaxing walk today. Nothing exciting and important ever happens to him so he expected today's walk to be just as boring. Average Felix decided to cross the street. He looked both ways to make sure nothing was coming. When he decided it was safe he stepped into the road and started walking. He could see his destination (the other sidewalk) right up ahead and in reach. All of a sudden as he got to the middle of the road he saw a shadow pass over him and a giant PTERODACTYL swooped in and picked him up. He lost his shoe and that was the last anyone ever saw of Average Felix.
It seems like it would make sense. I mean seriously now, what other cool ways would you lose a shoe in the middle of the road?
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