Coolest Marching Band Show EVER?!

Being the giant band geek that I am, I have taken my school's marching band show Matador and turned it all around up in my head. The show is pretty epic right now: cute matador is trying to be seducted by a sexy gypsy and he fights the bull and wins. HOWEVER, it's kind of expected of the matador to triumph no?

How about we flip this show upside down?!

Ok, so there's a matador right? And he's just running around the field like, "La la la look at me I'm a hot matador." So he's going to try and fight this bull, but all of a sudden the sexy gypsy sees him and is all like, "WOW! The matador is cute! I want him!" So she runs out and tries to seduce him.

The main drum major (there's two in our band) sees the gypsy and the matador as she's conducting and thinks to herself, "WOW! The matador is cute! I want to steal him from the gypsy so I can have him for myself!" So then the drum major swan dives off the stand and over the pit so she lands on the field. The other drum major runs up and starts conducting. Now the matador is being chased on the field by both the gypsy and drum major #1.

All of a sudden, drum major #2 sees drum major #1, the gypsy, and the matador as she's conducting and thinks to herself, "WOW! The matador is cute! I want to steal him from drum major #1 AND the gypsy so I can have him for myself!" So then drum major #2 swan dives off the stand and over the pit so she lands on the field. The bull runs out of him pen and up the stand so he can conduct the band.

The matador is no longer interested in fighting the bull because he's like, "WOW! There's a huge group of chicks chasing me for my love!" The gypsy, drum major #1, and drum major #2 all realize what's going on and think, "Wait a minute, we can't ALL have the matador. I WANT HIM FOR MYSELF!" So they all grab sabers from the colorguard and have an epic battle to the death.

Right as they're in a triangle formation about to stab each other, the matador runs up and yells, "STOP!" as the sabers all meet it the middle above his head. He proceeds to say, "I can't be with any of you because.... I SECRETLY WANT THE BULL!"

So then drum major #1, drum major #2, and the gypsy all drop dead instantly from intense heartbreak, and the matador then runs up to the drum major podium where the bull is conducting. He tells the bull, "I WANT YOU!" The bull says, "Well.... YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!!!" and he then EATS the matador. Om nom nom.

And then the bull wins.

I don't know.... this seems like an exciting and unpredictable show to me.